it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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