I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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