I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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