Im at strip club and am horny
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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