i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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