how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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