Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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