we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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