I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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