You're so nebulous sometimes
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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