I'm really into asian looking animals
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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