There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I enjoy the company of your penis
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