You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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