Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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