We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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