His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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