It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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