We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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