I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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