I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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