he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I look better un-naked...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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