don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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