let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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