love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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