and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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