Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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