I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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