I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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