the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
did i just pee glitter
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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