His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
