I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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