Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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