Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just cut my nipple shaving
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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