She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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