Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize