WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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