He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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