My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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