So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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