I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
