I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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