i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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