BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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