WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
