make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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