Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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