maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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