508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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