I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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