erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
