How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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