So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
