I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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