i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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