Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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