hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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